OK... so a lot (okay,like,five) people agree with me that Damian Cray is the best villian/character in the series. So:

1. He has a round,babylike face (WITH SOFT GREEN EYES)

2. He is the most loved person on earth. (by me, any way!)

3. He has no stupid laugh that sound like a purging hyena.

That last one threw me. Great Job, Anthony Horowitz!